briGriv

So yeah I'm preserving this account to look back on and throw up.

Feel free to make fun of me.


brigriv.tumblr.com

Hah I'm so slow with drawing holiday stuff... making my folks their cards... avoiding my neighbor from school (eughfghlkj he's a weirdo)...
I was so rushed to get all my friends their gifts that I kinda forgot about my family.

WOO LAST MINUTE!! Is that bad? Haha.

I wish I could've changed my picture for the holidays too like everyone else!
Looking around I just noticed everyone's got their Christmas spirit on.

:0

So I also feel like I'm not doing enough for my boyfriend for Christmas.
I got him one of his favorite desserts (a can of vanilla Pirouette stick things) and I hope he doesn't read this haha!!
I've also been attempting to make a little clay model of John trying to be a "cool kid."
So far he still has no arms.

XC

Damn what else can I do?
I guess take him out to eat and stuff.

ANYWAY HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND MERRY NEW YEAR!!
BE HAPPY~!!

;3

Alright.

So it's been a little over a week away from home and internet access.
I return to find over 250 dA messages in my box.

I think the maximum it's ever been was over 400... but still I thought this was sweet.
For being a nobody and all.

So tumblr is kind of weird right now.
My page looks crappy haha and it'll have a lot of the stuff I have on dA already, but I'll put new things up too.

Tell me if you have any suggestions, comments, or whatnot.

brigriv.tumblr.com --> brigriv.tumblr.com

<sub>Instructions: Copy and paste the below in journal. For each question, put a X in the box next to the answer that applies to you or just write down your answers as you go along. Once you've finished all the questions, put all your answers together (in order) to make your funny status that you've made.

What color of socks are you wearing?

[ ] Red = loud

[ ] Green = stupid

[ ] None = freaky

[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous

[ ] Yellow = innocent

[ ] Purple = a little too happy

[ ] Black = emo

[ ] Stripes = funny

[ ] Gray = skanky

[ ] Pink = preppy

[ ] Light blue = sweaty

[ ] Other = hot

[x] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ]Shorts = cutie

[ ]Skirt/skort = Skank

[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid

[ ]Ripped jeans = emo

[ ]Cammo = cage fighter

[ ]Jeans = prep

[x]Pajamas = pimp

[ ]Cargo = clown

[ ]Sweats = athlete

[ ]Boxers = brat

[ ]Booty shorts = female

[ ]Capris = Gangster

[ ]Nothing = hoe

[ ]Dickies = weirdo

[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart

[ ]Black = with a sexy boyfriend

[x]Dark brown = with a hot girlfriend

[ ]Red = that likes to have fun

[ ]Brown = who loves to be different

[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass

[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:

[ ]1 = who ate

[ ]2 = who needed

[ ]3 = who killed

[ ]4 = who shot

[ ]5 = who killed

[ ]6 = who smoked with

[ ]7 = who banged

[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with

[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ]10 = who cuddled with

[ ]11 = who slept with

[x]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

[ ]01 = the kool-aid man

[ ]02 = a dog

[ ]03 = a shoe

[ ]04 = a toothbrush

[ ]05 = Santa Claus

[ ]06 = The Trojan man

[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur

[ ]08 = a prostitute

[ ]09 = a porn star

[ ]10 = a bag of weed

[ ]11 = my lover

[ ]12 = a lesbian

[ ]13 = a horse

[ ]14 = a gay guy

[ ]15 = a stripper

[ ]16 = a pickle

[ ]17 = a jew

[ ]18 = a homo

[ ]19 = an orange

[ ]20 = my mom

[ ]21 = a homeless guy

[ ]22 = a jar of honey

[ ]23 = my crush

[ ]24 = an easter egg

[x]25 = a whore

[ ]26 = a condom

[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal

[ ]28 = a french fry

[ ]29 = your dealer

[ ]30 = Paris Hilton

[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

[ ]White = because I love marijuana

[ ]Black = because im sexy as hell

[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[ ]Blue = because I'm good in bed

[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[ ]Purple = because I'm gay

[ ]Gray = because I got dared

[x]Other = because that's how I roll

[ ]Green = because I have amazing boobs

[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[ ]Brown = because I had to

[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs

Now post your journal starting with "I am a…"


... I am a sexy pimp with a hot girlfriend who ran naked with a whore because that's how I roll.</sub>